1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
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1:11 am • 4 December 2013 • 402,913 notes
She texted me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.”
Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.
10:08 pm • 3 December 2013 • 150,330 notes
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
9:26 pm • 3 December 2013 • 63,162 notes
Anonymous asked: I don't know either. I'm just a grey anon. But you are very pretty and clever, I just wanted to tell you that. see ya :)
Well in that case…
9:06 pm • 3 December 2013
“Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.”
— Richard Pryor (via sensibilitaet)
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8:55 pm • 3 December 2013 • 291,193 notes