She got married on the EXACT date she was suppose to be married to Big Sean
Her ass knew what she was doing
I already knew Naya was shady as hell but this is that planned shade
I aint mad atchu
He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
I feel not enough people acknowledge John Mulaney
He’s also the other half of the Hader-Mulaney writing team that brought us every SNL Stefon sketch. Also this bit, which is still the funniest stand-up piece I think I’ve ever heard.
Wishful thinking (via nullalibertas)
The chances of this are closer to zero though 😕(via prestige—worldwide)