Lauryn. Texas. Scorpio. Slytherin. “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.” -Blair Waldorf I’m obsessed with: food, cats, Leighton Meester, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Gossip Girl, Glee, and cheesecake. Skype: LaurynHailz Instagram: LHailz People I’m Married To href> My Ships/ OTP href> Posts that accurately describe my life href>Tumblr (3.0; @affordyourlove)http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttermilkqueen.tumblr.com/post/41765183896/breaks-in-your-house-in-the-middle-of-the-night">buttermilkqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*breaks in your house in the middle of the night* tell me im pretty</p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53235687148http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53235687148Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:12:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a92bb50ea460d33404e38cc79b7135f6/tumblr_moi6p9mKmI1qg2il6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maccasmiz.tumblr.com/post/53166067711/fulfillments-living-the-band-life">maccasmiz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perfected.tk/post/53162967734/living-the-band-life-foxheartx">fulfillments</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://living-the-band-life.tumblr.com/post/53162442034/foxheartx-oooooooooooooooooooooooh-omg">living-the-band-life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foxheartx.tumblr.com/post/53143429581/oooooooooooooooooooooooh">foxheartx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6h0kbeGMz1qi58aho1_400.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53235315974http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53235315974Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:07:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ed4e2f069b184095af4b555fa440754/tumblr_mnha1b7I9z1rf7byio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53233224019http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53233224019Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:37:04 -0500<blockquote> <p>what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment</p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53233026263http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53233026263Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a9bb6e279fea6ec3fafb769769561dd/tumblr_mjodoj5Ok81s148koo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232964622http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232964622Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:33:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/384d4ac7584cb7eca1f52c42f2e2b7f9/tumblr_mnsfo4f9Gw1qd3478o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232955670http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232955670Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:33:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb9b4f72d796550ab1eaa070cd7d4e25/tumblr_mns3a5PfNu1qmu124o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232924259http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232924259Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:32:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0503f2e8175d74941c9e8b465e7bc6d3/tumblr_lojse6JYR51qh7487o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232915481http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232915481Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:32:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dcd631d64d28b1185fd92b29add5f15/tumblr_mo1us50N3Z1qczbido1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sl0wlybutsurely.tumblr.com/post/52666545342/gpoy" class="tumblr_blog">sl0wlybutsurely</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>gpoy</p></blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232896055http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232896055Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:32:15 -0500“Your mom’s pussy was the canvas, and your dad’s dick was the paintbrush. You’re art.”<br/><br/> - <em>James Franco (via <a href="http://fluorescent--adolescent.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">fluorescent—adolescent</a>)</em>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232871423http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232871423Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:31:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f792ddfbd448f278441f5206b3b738aa/tumblr_mny3u9KVlB1qefwybo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://medusabitch.tumblr.com/post/52260508457/the-entire-show-in-one-picture">medusabitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The entire show in one picture.</p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232854907http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53232854907Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:31:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da6df1fa991def8f0ce546086ef1750c/tumblr_mo9nmnpkqI1qmm8t3o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b8d57f666c63ed49e2e352669d22611/tumblr_mo9nmnpkqI1qmm8t3o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/160b96777617c26f79734e0c6efdfe51/tumblr_mo9nmnpkqI1qmm8t3o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1faa301a45e699fe4ff39f3a31b71a6/tumblr_mo9nmnpkqI1qmm8t3o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>“If you make any claim to be outside of a label, any action that makes it difficult for others to feel like they don’t have a grasp on you, you will make people uncomfortable. It’s difficult for other people when they’re unable to categorize your sexual proclivities. You become misunderstood for that reason alone.”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Amber Heard photographed by Hilary Walsh for Malibu Magazine, July 2013</p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53006283840http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53006283840Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:08:52 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snackwrapsandcatstoo.tumblr.com/post/52644184589/you-know-when-youre-having-sex-or-giving-head">snackwrapsandcatstoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper </span><em>fuuuck</em></p> <p>yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life</p> </blockquote> <p>I loveeee it</p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53006095501http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/53006095501Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:05:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfaa0ad0e2c3f1f01e3f0d46df34a062/tumblr_mo5y4jAGsT1qahqkio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/383772ffee4b83747fe74e1993afd81d/tumblr_mo5y4jAGsT1qahqkio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nevertrustasombrero.tumblr.com/post/52623669471">nevertrustasombrero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Impossible!!</em></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="post_tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/how-do-their-dresses-do-the-thing">#how do their dresses do the thing</a><span> </span><a class="post_tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/SOMEBODY-TELL-ME-HOW-THE-DRESSES-DO-THE-THING">#SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW THE DRESSES DO THE THING</a></p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52878183358http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52878183358Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:19:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doncastrate.tumblr.com/post/40740120285/theres-no-we-in-food-get-the-fuck-away-from-me">doncastrate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me</p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52678726019http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52678726019Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:56:34 -0500“I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good. Hot is no good, either. White hot and passionate is the only thing to be.”<br/><br/> - <em>Roald Dahl (via <a href="http://sarcasticalliespeaking.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">sarcasticalliespeaking</a>)</em>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52678470374http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52678470374Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:53:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m364n0bzlm1qfn5oeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52677928470http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52677928470Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:45:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63e7882698e6bc04adb7154fc2a48258/tumblr_mjxs6zlbvO1qe7736o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f33a78bd075d0b1d262c416d67559291/tumblr_mjxs6zlbvO1qe7736o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52676883037http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52676883037Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:32:09 -0500“Intimacy is the art of licking wounds. And it’s taken me years to let anyone kiss me when my lips were chapped.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sierra Demulder (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://her0inchic.com/">her0inchic</a>)</em>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52676504460http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52676504460Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:27:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb886phmSE1rz9sedo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connoisseursoflife.tumblr.com/post/32677657982/steak-lime-beer-good-times">connoisseursoflife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Steak + Lime + Beer = Good Times.</em></p> </blockquote>http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52676474665http://affordyourlove.tumblr.com/post/52676474665Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:26:42 -0500